A car dealership knows
Sometimes when I call to speak with Bubba McCoy at Bubba’s Auto Emporium east of here, I start the conversation by asking him, “So how are things today for the Delta Landers?” “
Last week I started instead, “So, Bubba, are you going to run for town hall too, in any town?”
Bubba replied: “I have a woman who is a famous Democrat, whom she donated by sewing masks for everyone in town, and a granddaughter who arrives from Memphis out of the blue in a t-shirt. Black Lives Matter. What do you think? “
I said these things should congratulate him on his political office. He said I had lost my temper and Sarah Sanders must have pushed me over the edge.
I admitted that she had put me aside and what I couldn’t understand was why not everyone was left out.
“Oh, she just does what you do to get elected,” Bubba said. “Clinton did the same.”
Yes, I remember Clinton standing at the gate of Fort Chaffee and speaking out against the evil federal government when Jimmy Carter sent Cuban refugees there.
I was facetious. Clinton couldn’t stop him, didn’t try, and didn’t think he should. And he lost.
“So, still wrong, Bubba,” I said.
“Do you never tire of defending Clinton?” Bubba asked.
“You mean like that time I called him President Buttafuoco and told him he should step down from the presidency?” “
“I guess I was away that day.
My question on a mayoral race was based on the development of Little Rock whereby Steve Landers, the car mogul of fame and television fortune, says he is running for town hall. , apparently as a Trumpian alternative to cut taxes and fight crime. to Frank Scott, who got a pretty serious result last week when his big-signing tax plan was rejected by 62-38%.
“I’m going to tell you a sacred thing,” Bubba said. “A car dealership learns some things about people. And a car dealership knows better than asking a guy to raise his taxes for a giraffe. I don’t care if the giraffe talks and rides a bike.”
Indeed, one of the ornaments on Scott’s Christmas tree was an interactive giraffe exhibit at the Little Rock Zoo. A supporter of the mayor’s plan told me that about all he had heard for a month from people was that they did not want to raise taxes on a white giraffe.
I would explain how the mayor thought a giraffe raffle at the zoo would reinvigorate the place and help with the wider enhancement of amenities he was planning to transform Little Rock. But there is no point in continuing to fight this battle.
What else has a car dealership learned, I wondered, that might apply to a town hall?
“The main thing,” Bubba said, “is that the buyer sells the car himself. You can tell by the expression on his face if he’s going to buy. The only thing you might have to say – and I said –is that the vehicle looks like him.
“And,” Bubba continued, “I’m going to tell you that you don’t sell him a car. You don’t tell him he’s stupid not to have bought it. And you don’t tell him that he doesn’t. ‘has no choice because the president has made a warrant from above that he has to buy the car. “
Well, Bubba, I said, that is an absurdly false equivalence – a car purchase and government health and safety requirements such as seat belts, child safety seats, vehicle limitations. speed and covid vaccines.
“I don’t want to argue about this,” Bubba said. “I have my vaccine. I’m going to have a booster. It’s mandated not by Joe Biden, but by the woman. I’m just telling you that there is authoritarianism, which only works with me, and then there’s human nature, which you have to understand if you want to go anywhere in cars, politics, or whatever. “
Before I hung up, I wanted to know if Bubba had behaved like a bandit with his latest models of used vehicles amid the new car crisis.
“Yes, but I was slow to go up,” he said.
“A man and his wife came here and said they needed transportation but couldn’t find a new car and wondered if I have any recent low mileage SUVs. took them in a like-new Jeep Grand Cherokee and they bought it the moment they saw the price. As soon as they left I raised the price of everything from $ 1,000 to $ 3,500, and my inventory is about to disappear. “
Bubba said he didn’t even try to restock. “I just go online and look at my bank balance. I can’t think of anything I would buy that would make anyone happier than this number. I am now ready for the best in luxury in assisted living. “
He wasn’t retiring, was he?
“How could I tell the difference? ” He asked. “I would come here again and sit there all day.”
John Brummett, whose column appears regularly in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, is a member of the Arkansas Writers Hall of Fame. Email him at [email protected] Read his Twitter feed @johnbrummett.