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Cars cars cars cars cars – because cars cars cars with cars in cars driven with cars.

The Department of Transportation of the city cars cars Thursday with cars in cars cars and cars cars cars in a city of cars cars and cars cars. Protected with cars cars cars.

“Cars cars cars cars cars,” said DOT commissioner Auto Carscarscar. “Cars are cars for cars cars cars. But, yes, of course cars cars and some non-cars in automotive areas which are cars cars cars cars cars.

Statistically, of course, Carscarscar pointed out that cars cars cars cars cars in all public areas of the city, with a small number of cars cars cars cars cars adding to cars cars cars in the cars cars cars cars parameters.

“Cars,” he said.

Even cars cars cars thought that Carscarscar was cars cars cars cars.

“We believe cars cars cars cars cars service level cars cars,” said Carportation Carscarscarscar spokesperson Carrington Carsworth. “But cars cars cars cars cars everywhere in Car Car City!”

Statistics from the New York Police and Auto Department show that cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars cars, even in the Upper Carside car car.

But cars continued to car cars from cars from cars all over Forest Hills and even on Carsingleton Avenue.

“It’s like I’ve always said,” Carscarscar said. “Cars cars cars cars cars cars cars.” And one or two bikes.

Gersh Kuntzman is the editor of Streetsblog. He periodically writes the Cycle of Rage column, which is an opinion and generally not, like this article, a satire. They are archived here.


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